November 20, 2003
Review: Public (w/Bonus Neighborhood Notebook)
Awoke this morning to 13 new messages on the Sprint PCS assphone that had somehow piled up over the past 48 hours. Several were from
JL, the original Boy of Summer, who's making a special return appearance to his old hood,
Nolita, this week. Though technology prevented us from dining together, JL was kind enough to phone in his review of new Nolita hottspott
Public (Elizabeth @ Prince/Spring) from
within the restaurant: "Let's see... it's a formulaic 'new,' 'cool' restaurant," he opined, the air quotes dripping from his lips, "that's not that cool and not that new." We dined there a week back. Our analysis was not as harsh, but we've struggled to come up with a take other than "decent," which doesn't really make for the most scintillating review. We'd say that it's definitely worth seeing once, though the last place we said that about was
Suba, and, well, that doesn't quite seem fair. Let's hope Public's food proves worth the prices being charged as they get in the groove.... Elsewhere in
Nolita—which B14 correspondent
John H. informs us finally gets its own section in
Zagat this year—we hear that work on the old
M&R Bar space (Elizabeth @ Houston/Prince), slated to become a multi-level something, has halted due to neighborhood activism; i.e., denial of a liquor license... Here's a recipe for success: change a decent local bakery into a crappy tavern. Sit empty for a year. Rechristen bar as "lounge." Sit empty for another six months. Stick a few potted palms outside in the November rain to draw in the kids. Yes, let's hear it for Spring St. Bakery > Nolita Tavern >
Nolita Lounge!... Back on the good ol' LES, fans of soccer and extremely narrow spaces will enjoy
Maradona's (Allen @ Houston/Stanton), an interesting looking bar as horizontal as a 2x4. With a soccer ball emblazoned with the
number 10, it's downtown's answer to
Michael Jordan's... The proprietor of new LES comedy club
Laugh Lounge NYC (Essex @ Stanton/Rivington) emails, "I'd like to formally invite Below 14th readers to our official opening on Friday night this week." You heard the woman! Hit it!... Unconfirmed rumor has it that the downstairs space at
105 Rivington (@ Ludlow/Essex, our home block) will soon be renovated for a new restaurant. Owner?
Neil Klienburg of
Clinton Street Baking Co. fame. Our tipster reports, "I think he mentioned something about serving
fish."... Finally, everyone and their wanky uptown friend are asking for the scoop on superchef
Patricia Yeo's migration to the LES. Next week, kiddles, next week.
November 04, 2003
Going Public
Finally,
finally, some new downtown restaurant controversy (even if we have to manufacture it ourselves). Over in Nolita, a charming little "neighborhood" just to the west of the Lower East Side, much-hyped restaurant newcomer
Public opens this week for friends & family tastings. Backgrounder: Set in a monstrous space on Elizabeth that previously held the kitchen for
Connecticut Muffin, Public overlooks the Elizabeth St. monument garden from the east side of the street. Folks, this space is
big. But will it also be good? B14 correspondent
FV has his doubts: "Stopped by yesterday for a quick peek—it's owned by a consortium of designers and architects who are said to be disagreeing (if not
squabbling) over many of the details, with the food rumoured to be low down on the priority list. I understand the owners are somehow connected to a swank London restaurant, and have connections to some NZ kitchen talent who've been brought over for it. Decor looks like it was supposed to be impressive, but it doesn't hang together
at all: there's a lot of un-capped cheesy aluminum extrusions evident, and some incongruous vintage fittings in there as well, although of course these are early days and this may all be sorted out soon enough. Mind you, there's plenty of
wank factor at work here: a separate 'wine lounge' area, and some very funky banks of retro post-office boxes up front, the idea being to assign keys to VIP customers for keeping a fancy bottle of wine on-site... that kind of thing."
Rebuts another B14 correspondent who stopped by the space, "I am all for all sorts of 'perspectives,' but in this world certain people feel that the only way to be heard is to be negative. Ahem. Brad, the head chef, is a brother of one of the owners/ designers, and the NZ chefs who trained him at
The Providores in London were visiting from there for a few weeks. He worked there for something like 9 years and it's one of the best in London. I talked to one of the visiting mentors, a lady named Anne, and she is super cool and lovely." So, which way will Public swing? Full report later this week after we go Public ourselves.
October 08, 2003
Bowery & Spring Update
As long as we're feeding our obsession with the Spring St./Bowery area
over in the main space, a few foodie nibbles of note. We stopped by just-opened bar/resto
Loreley (Rivington @ Bowery) last night for a look around. The interior struck us a tad on the generic side, but plenty of good beers on tap at this
bier halle for the hipsters, and a nice back garden... Longtime B14 correspondent
FV sends word of work underway on Elizabeth St. at the old
M&R Bar space. "Wholesale gutting of the space resumed last month. Can't
confirm that it's still the
industry(food) crowd behind it all, but in an answer to the prescient musings of the lovely miss G., there are swirling rumours of an 'upscale Indian'"... FV saved some vitriol for Brian McNally's
Cafe Lebowitz (Spring @ Elizabeth), a place
we've always liked (maybe even
a bit too much). FV: "At Lebowitz, both the food and service remain
staggeringly incompetent, verging on unhealthy. Over the last few months it's been emptier and
emptier; the Nolita layabouts—folks who'll eat cardboard if it's the new,
new thing—seem to have lost their nerve and retreated two doors
over to
Bread. Interestingly, food at [Brian sib Keith's]
Schiller's was good enough to make it far better value than any of the usual EV/LES 'happening' boites. From someone else entirely, I learned that there's a
third Mcnally brother, acting as manager at Lebowitz, although I have yet to see ay evidence of 'management' going on in that place." Such bitterness... and still we await the season's first frost...
June 24, 2003
Coffee Talk
Notes from the
downtown coffee scene while we sip an iced coffee from Starbucks in a midtown office...
Ian says reports of the
first LES Starbucks have proven false: "The café that signed a lease for the empty Hallmark store at
409 Grand Street [@ Clinton] on May 30 is mid-rehab and just posted its name:
Full City Coffee. Evidently it will be another 'boutique' coffeehouse in the vein of
Brown and
Sunshine Factory Café, not a Starbucks as previously rumored." The same Full City Coffee as the
Oregon microchain?... The terrific
Angelina's Bakery on Orchard St. (@ Houston/Stanton) has just added a second location on
Mercer St. (@ Houston/Prince) in Soho... DailyCandy reports that the East Village's preeminent restaurant block (2nd Ave. @ 5th/6th Sts.) now boats a hypohip coffee shop, too.
Blue Goose Cafe comes from none other than the team behind
Jewel Bako. Like Angelina's, it stocks pizzas and such from
Sullivan Street Bakery.
May 13, 2003
Eight Mile Creek
The
Gothamist posse hits Mulberry Street's own Outback Steakhouse,
Eight Mile Creek. We've got friends on the inside of this joint (hi, MF), so we tend to give it the benefit of the doubt. But man, those Gothamist photos freak us out. (Memo to self: bad uses for digital camera include: photographing tonight's dinner.) Like them, we favor the downstairs bar,
24/8.
May 09, 2003
How Shebeen?
Stopped by
Shebeen on Mott Street last night on a mission from a higher power. The bar, which until about a month ago housed the oddly imperfect restaurant
Clay, has been stripped down and now encourages patrons to order in take-out from other places in the area. Decent drinks, excellent DJ. The coup, however, is a stainless steel
smoking room in the back. Where better to light up this summer than a small, windowless box outfitted with massive ductwork?
April 24, 2003
Lovely Day Brunch
Dinner at the counter this week at the ever-wonderful
Lovely Day (Elizabeth @ Spring), which is sporting a bright new awning for spring, brought the cheery proprietor to the counter to inform me that they've just started serving
brunch on weekends. Those in the know can now munch on goodies like
Buttermilk Pancakes with Lime Palm Sugar Syrup while mocking those mobbing the sidewalk a few steps away for a table at
Habana.
April 07, 2003
Gothamist on Rice to Riches
Final
Rice to Riches update ever... We promise... Jake from Gothamist took us up on our challenge to review the ol' pudding palace. His
detailed, 500 word review is packed with pictures prettier than ours, plus much pithiness.
April 02, 2003
Rice to Riches Review
In the proud, neverending quest to live up to
our caricature, we just
had to hit the
Rice to Riches opening last night.

The crowd was pulsating, the servers too chipper, the flavors obtuse. We tried the
Strawberry Floozy, which tasted like a goopy strawberry sherbert, with lumps -- albeit -- yes --
pleasing lumps. Today we read in a
Times article about the phenomenon that the owner "spent a lot of time looking for words that go together." Right-o. (The article also reports that Rice to Riches plans to open four more stores in Manhattan, which means Upper West Side residents should be enjoying the noble grains by early 2008.) Meantime, we'll watch for
Jen's review, being that of a serious rice pudding afficionado, which we, alas, are not.
April 01, 2003
Rice to Riches Opening Alert
Also opening on April 1...
Rice to Riches!
You couldn't make this stuff up. At least, no one at Daily Candy could.
March 10, 2003
Rice to Riches Progress Update
WD-50 Progress Updates on hold for a moment while we look in at Spring Street pudding temple
Rice to Riches.
On: 3/10/03 |
Status: Not Open (!) |
Do Not Fail to Check Out: Apologetic, semi-pathetic sign in window (click to zoom in).
January 06, 2003
Rice To Riches: WTF?
As 2003 dawns, the
big question remains, What's the deal with
Rice to Riches? By this point, we know the new Spring Street establishment is a rice pudding emporium. Now we need a Fortune article to analyze the amount of money the owners continue to pour into interior design versus what one imagines must be a competing impetus to
open the fucking restaurant. There was a period last month where, on my daily jaunt to and from the 6 train, I realized they had installed, then removed, a curved "Rice Pudding" sign (under the gigantic Rice to Riches sculpted arch)
twice in one week. Now they're hard at work adding
hints of orange to rounded interior surfaces. Okay, it's attractive, but this had better be the best rice pudding ever to warrant this insanity.
December 23, 2002
25th Hour at Double Happiness
Spike Lee's
25th Hour is a wonderful movie, especially for anyone who spent the post-9/11 period in NYC. Special bonus for those-in-the-know: a bar scene clearly filmed at
Double Happiness.
December 21, 2002
Ken on Cafe Lebowitz
Ken responds to our
Cafe Lebowitz rave with a side of bile: "What did you have there? I had the soup and the steak frites and while it was good (especially the fries), it was no Lucien. Her fish was kind of boring and the artichoke was cold and had a
weird mustard gism sauce. (She liked it! Could not put down that mustard gism sauce!) We were sitting next to corporate lawyers on a first date and it may have ruined the experience for me." Fair enough. It should be noted that we do like
Lucien better, too... we just got maybe a bit too excited about something new. Just to clear that up.
December 16, 2002
Cafe El Portale Review
Just a few steps from Lebowitz, we finally got around to eating at
Cafe El Portal, the Mexican joint that numerous Below 14th readers have urged us to try. Now we know why: it's
low-key, low-lit and damn tasty... a perfect 10th-date kind of place. One tip: do not arrive later than 10pm, or you risk a rather pared down menu. One group stormed out after the waiter informed them they had run out of pork, black beans and tomatoes. "What kind of a Mexican place runs out of beans?" the woman huffed. Why, this one does!
Cafe Lebowitz Review
After enjoying delicious $14 goulash in a surprisingly uncrowded, unambiguously cool space after walking in off the street at rush hour (9pm) Friday night, Below 14th crowns NoLiTa's
Cafe Lebowitz as our favorite bistro of winter 2002-2003. We've eaten here before but never enjoyed it quite so much. It's a
Brian McNally joint, which makes the food/value relationship all the more amazing. (We're all the more heartened that the Citysearch crowd seems to have
taken a disliking to the place.)
December 15, 2002
Christmas Cheer: Noelita
Christmas cheer. In the space on the corner of Prince and Lafayette that once housed that dark, brooding Internet cafe, we've noticed a temporary Christmas store has opened:
Noelita.
October 25, 2002
Rice To Riches: Sink
Each day brings us a moment closer to learning what it is they will be selling at the new store
Rice to Riches under construction on Spring between Mulberry and Mott. Today on my walk to the subway I noticed what appears to be a
sink in the front of the establishment.
June 10, 2002
Gatsby's Review
Checked out the ominously named new bar
Gatsby's last night. Located on Spring Street and Mulberry -- right near the groovy store
Fresh, where the
other CS works -- it signals the imminent demise of NoLiTa. An
Upper East Side bar on a cool downtown street. Frat types cheering wildly for the
Lakers (!?). Akin, in a sense, to Essex Street's
Smithfield (which is, its its dive-like way, a more acceptable watering hole... yet still, beneath it all, an Upper East Side-y kind of place.)
May 22, 2002
Fiamma Review
William Grimes reviews
Fiamma today, and gives it
three stars.
Woo-wee. Ate there for the second time Friday night.
Very satisfying (expensive) Italian cuisine (probably not worth the money).
They stuck us at the back of the restaurant in the
dread table
closest to the kitchen. A small
table to our right, intended to hold our wine, impeded
the right of way of the waitstaff and the maitre'd all night.
The second time the maitre'd
kicked it, he leaned in,
apologized, and offered to comp our dessert and
coffee. Nice. Then he returned two minutes later, said
he'd learned that he wasn't the only one to have
kicked the table (he wasn't), and offered to comp our
wine (a $48 bottle). The table was removed.
March 14, 2002
Steve Hanson Encounter
Invited to a special sneak-peek dinner at
Fiamma (Spring St. at 6th Ave.) last night... Upscale Italian cuisine from
restauranteur Steve Hanson... I ran into Steve while descending from the second-floor dining room to the basement bathroom. He was busy checking the lights in the stairwell. Moments later he joined me in the bathroom, telling his staff via walkie-talkie to dim the lights. (Suddenly the mood felt much more romantic.) I offered him some advice: "There's no toilet paper." "Really?" He was pissed... On the way out, he shook our hands. "Thanks for the advice about stock issues," he told me.