Breakfast of Champions

January 13, 2004 New B14 correspondent CM drops us a line In Re Maradona: "That new hookah bar or whatever on Allen between Stanton and Houston is open every morning, bright and early, for BREAKFAST, and it's always empty, obviously. They have pyramids of mini cereal boxes, baskets of shitty danish, and set out little baskets of fake flowers at all of the tables. I feel sort of bad for them every day when I leave for work." People, let's show these good folks some morning love. I propose Hookahs and Hangovers at Maradona, every Saturday at 9am. See you there!

I want to throw a brick through the window every time I pass that place. Naming your bar after the most notorious cokehead and hand-ball artist of his generation? Genius!

Posted by: Felix at January 13, 2004 06:09 PM

I hope the rent was good. Certainly a curious place.

Posted by: Morty at January 13, 2004 06:18 PM

HERE IS A GREAT BREAKFAST TREAT YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

1 COOK TWO EGGS. SCRAMBLED OR OVER-HARD. DO NOT POACH.

2 TOAST ONE ENGLISH MUFFIN -- NOT ONE HALF OF AN ENGLISH MUFFIN, BUT BOTH HALFS

3 PUT SOME CHEESE IN THE EGGS AS YOU GRILL THEM

4 (OPTIONAL) COOK SOME BACON IN THE GRILL

5 PUT THE MUFFIN ON THE PLATE. PUT THE EGGS, CHEESE, AND BACON ON THE MUFFIN

YOU NOW HAVE A DELICIOUS BREAKFAST SANDWICH. EASY TO MAKE AND YUMMY
IF YOU NEED SALT, YOU CAN ADD SALT

Posted by: Poopy Pants at January 14, 2004 10:52 AM

I have to agree, that's an excellent breakfast.

Posted by: MOP at January 14, 2004 01:46 PM