Brad Launches Mooza Eulogies

January 24, 2003 Reliable correspondent Brad W. emails: "Can I officially launch the Mooza eulogies? My date and I arrive without a reservation, but it's a Tuesday in July, so no big deal. We approach the hostess about a table for two. She seems befuddled, so she gets a manager. The manager tells us 'five minutes' and invites us to the bar. Fifteen minutes later, while reviewing the array of obviously empty tables, I ask the manager how things are going. 'You're the party of twenty, right?' 'No, I'm the party of two from 20 minutes ago.' 'Oh, give me five minutes.' Another fifteen minutes goes by, so we leave. The party of twenty hadn't been seated at that point either. Mooza, we'll miss you!!! But as Homer Simpson pointed out, trying is the first step towards failure." And this was a good day at Mooza.

That sounds like a Mooz-a-rable time.

Posted by: sy klopps at September 14, 2003 11:46 AM