I am a French Bulldog.
Posted by: Chibi at August 13, 2003 12:38 PMWoof! Noted for the record.
Posted by: Lock at August 13, 2003 03:32 PMThey opened up the facade of Shillers, wow,
quite an investment...giant neon signs...
wonder if he bought the building?
You know, we're old pals and everything Lock, so I wasn't going to mention it, but due to my explosive nature, I just couldn't resist. What's with you busting on me for not maintaining my bad-boy image during the blackout? You know me better than that... You know I can come to your house in the middle of a blizzard, cook your old throwback Puma sneaker and feed it straight into your eager mouth... I'm a badass man, and you *know* this. I can cook up a feast with only a lighter, a spoon and some mouse droppings. The LES used to be a rough place, and I've sometimes had even less to work with. Hell, I can probably just focus my near-mystical culinary energy into some sort of beam, and cook without a source of heat at all. It hurts me that you would doubt me like that. Clearly, old Wylie had something more important to do... like bringing bottles of water up to apartments of people too old to function without A/C... Hah - that's a good one! The truth is, I'm breeding a batch of delicate veal that will make the juiciest steak you've ever had taste like a rusty nail. The poor things need just the right temperature, so when the power went off, I spent 29 straight hours pumping bellows, cooling them down, while my sous chef brought me gourmet energy bars for strength. Perhaps this is too much information - some say that honesty is a sign of weakness. Keith McNally, if you're reading this, just try me. Just fucking try me. I'm just as good with a lead pipe as I am with a baster. Oh, and everyone - make sure to catch the O.C. Tuesday night - that hunky, brooding outsider is almost as tasty as my sable.. almost!
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Posted by: airfare at February 12, 2004 07:40 PM